Trump Proposes Self as New Nvidia CEO, Citing Vast Experience with Infidelity Andy Borowitz and Tom Toro Nov 13

 https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-proposes-self-as-new-nvidia

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Trump said he was “not impressed” by Jensen Huang’s philandering credentials.(Photo: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—On Friday Donald J. Trump claimed that he was the “perfect person” to take the CEO reins at Nvidia, citing his vast experience with infidelity.

“I thought to run an AI company you’d need to know about computers, which, quite frankly, I don’t,” he said. “But if all you need to know is how to cheat on your wife, I’m the man for this job.”

He said that he was “not impressed” by Jensen Huang’s record as a philanderer, arguing, “Compared to me, he’s an amateur. It’s a sad thing to see.”

Trump added that he was “not worried” about the possibility of sleeping with a Chinese spy, stating, “Guess what? She’d be sleeping with a Russian spy.”

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TBR Friday Cartoon!

Tom Toro won the National Cartoonist Society’s Reuben Award for best gag cartoonist of 2025. His debut cartoon collection AND TO THINK WE STARTED AS A BOOK CLUB... was nominated for the Eisner Award and was a TBR Book Club pick. His new children’s picture book, BETWEEN THE BALLOONS, is on sale now.

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Is Tom Toro Sleeping With a Feline Spy?

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TBR Thought of the Day

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Note to Congress: when you grill Howard Lutnick about giving away our AI technology to China, remember to ask him what exactly he did on Epstein’s island.